Hula to the shores I see a Tsunami coming which I can’t ignore I guess my hula caused a tidal wave Ok hips, you need to behave The hula must be done just right But looking at my hips is a pitiful sight Even the sun looks mad Now that makes me feel sad So much for the hula skirt People on the beach are making a smirk Let me stop using the hula with my hips before I cause an Earthquake Even Heaven is saying, “For peak sake” I guess one would have to give or take Now attempting to do to the hula I do believe was a big mistake.