Sweet Mary Jane hid a
hacksaw blade inside
a fudge cake.

Traditional Barmbracks ie.
(Irish: bairín breac), had a
ring, rag, pea and stick inset.

I got a secret note from the
baker, which she concealed
between two buttered slices.

Under a tiny cocktail tomato,
looking like a cherry, it said,
"Would you like to eat me".