The tough thing about being told to move from where you usually sit
Is that the seating is scary
It's filled with torture devices that are weird
Torture device #1:
The What if:
"What if you have ***** the size and number of grapes? Or the size of watermelons"

Torture device #2
The memo:
"Is this C minus because you cheated or because you were late?"
"Late"

Torture device #3
The Comedian
"This watermelon is the watermelon of war. Unfortunately it still has a price tag."