Leningrad Lindsey And Moscow Mitch One’s a chameleon The other a-***** It’s hard to figure out Which one is which They both have a tendency To position switch
Leningrad Lindsey And Moscow Mitch Make a hell of a pair You must admit One’s been enchanted The other has a glitch But both ‘em tend to Favor the rich
Leningrad Lindsey And Moscow Mitch Speak in unison In perfect pitch On behalf of the interests They hope to enrich With a snake oil like Smooth sales pitch
Leningrad Lindsey And Moscow Mitch Are enough together To give you barber’s itch Call me what cha wanna Even a snitch But they’re both on a wagon Without a hitch