The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version of my good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
You see despite me having mental illness and my voices drive me crazy every day
But I don’t let my voices control me
I just remain positive in my way
My mum and brother enjoy my company
And others like me to hang around
I just want something cool to write about
Yeah that stops me from fucken feeling down
The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version of my
Good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
I like to watch the Aussie rules match
And cheer so loud for my team to win
But if they lose I don’t let it bother me
Because it is really dumb to blame the umpire
So I just remain positive anyway
The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version of
My good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
At Christmas time I enjoy the carols
On the television oh yeah
I like watching the stars sing
With loud voices
As I join them on my couch much the same
I am not really Into the food
Most of it makes me really fat
And I enjoyed Christmas with family yes as I play with the family cat
The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version
Of my good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
On New Year’s Eve I feel like a party
Whether it is going out or staying in
You see you could party without all the junk food
Sometimes at home you could hop on the bike
If you are out you head to the dance floor and party like it is 1999
And then as they count down from
10 to 1 you watch the fireworks
Yes they are quite Devine
The best ******* person in the
World was me
I have a very cool version of my
Good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version
Of my good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version
Of my good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
Oh yeah bow bow
Check me out dudes
Check the cool one out