Everyone rejoiced over the Humbolt Park gator being caught but I wept alone in my office under the slightly angry glow of fluorescent lighting.
We don't know much about Chance's life, but... we can assume a lot: we can assume he lived in a basement dark and dank in a kiddie pool with ***** water. We can assume that he had a uv light, but that he was a stranger to the sun, to other animals, to the feel of fresh water, and yet...
For six days he became Godzilla. Imagine the triumph! Crocodilians have been around since the Triassic, but never in all those millions of years, did one dream that it would go from a ***** basement to being the apex predator in an ecosystem where no one knew his name.
People complained that he must have been confused, scared terrified for his tiny reptilian life, but I never thought that. - I imagined him enjoying his triumph as he paddled through the lagoon, the sun on his back.