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Jul 2019
why are they obsessed with that man, she asked

Don't you know the wazungus have a complex, they are all mouths
no trousers, she replied laughing heartily!

Did you see this article, she asked, hold out a magazine she pulled
out of a drawer in her desk......

British men rated the second worst lovers in the world for being 'too lazy'

English men have been voted the second worst lovers in the world, only marginally better than the Germans.

A survey of over 15,000 women discovered that our nation’s gentlemen are considered ‘too lazy‘ in bed.

They also lack confidence, generally are not well endowed and
they have bad teeth and bad hygiene.

Englishmen were accused of letting their partners do all the work in the bedroom.

German men were thought to be ‘too smelly‘, while Swedish misses voted their countrymen into third last place for being ‘too quick‘.

Thank God for *** toys, she muttered as they both read the article,
we already have the Highest divorce rate in Europe,
imagine what it would be like without our ***** and rampant rabbits. Our boys are so *******, its unbelievable...

That why they are such ******* bullies, they can't get it up most of the time, so they take their frustrations out on others...

Yes, the are obsessed with that man, he is known to be an amazing
lover, I've heard about his exploits, the say he is simply 'The Best'..
Yenson
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Yenson  M/London
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