*** was my catharsis Once upon a time See I was a lady’s man When I was in my prime So I’d engage in it At least most of the time It didn’t take too much For a girl to ring my chime
I was always seeking Pleasure in the bed Of so many women Once I got in their head It’s funny how time changes things Now all of that is dead ‘Cuz it was once upon a time Just the way I said?
I have lots of memories As you might imagine Of the women I have bedded In menage-a-trois fashion The more scandalous it was Only heightened my passion You see I always hungered for That kind of satisfaction
You might want to ask me What I do to compensate Now that I am celibate And nothing’s on my plate I’ve resigned myself To accept my fate There’s no need to think about it So I don’t contemplate