When I woke up this morning And cleared away the fog I discovered she had left me And she also took the dog I would have seen it coming If I had read her blog ‘Cuz she declared herself She was going in whole hog
Don’t ask me if I’m lonely How else could I be? Now that I’m all alone And there’s no one else but me Careful what you wish for You see, I’m finally free But upon careful review I find I don’t want to be
I wonder who she’s with And does she think of me? Or somehow is she content With whomever she may be I don’t have the answer Or the magic key To be able to unlock This kind of mystery
I’d like to know whose face My dog is licking now And when he’s told to sit Does he just stare and growl? I wonder if he misses me I think he does somehow Because I was the one Who always served his chow