Today is Monday today is Monday
Monday is pork chop night
As Homer Simpson would say
Tuesday is hot dogs
As Homer Simpson would say
Wednesday is pizza night
As Homer Simpson would say
Thursday is just beer
As Homer Simpson would say
Friday is pasta night
As Homer Simpson would say
Saturday is burger night
As Homer Simpson would say
Sunday is bacon and eggs
As Homer Simpson would say
Everybody happy
If you don’t copy Homer you will
Nobody on earth wants to be like Homer anyway
As each night you eat these foods
And park yourself down on the couch
You will look smell and act like Homer
And will you be happy
My ****** oathe you won’t