The fact of the matter is that, None of the Trumps seem to get That not a single one of ‘em Are worth a bucket of spit Even though it’s clear to all That they think they’re the **** They are so much less than that Which they will not admit
Don Junior is so proud of being, His father’s eldest son Though in his heart of hearts he knows That he’s not the chosen one And lo, poor Eric hardly Ever factors in Which when you stop to think about it Must get under his skin
As for Trump’s youngest, Baron The jury is still out But he’ll be as cocky as the rest I haven’t any doubt And so while I’m at it Let’s give Ivanka a shout For playing Ms. International But what was that all about?
Which leaves us only Tiffany Named after the jewelry store That occupies the space On her daddy’s lowest floor But she stays under the radar So I won’t say any more Other than to say her older sister Is spoiled to the core