Being the President’s daughter Doesn’t make her qualified, To sit in on the world stage, If he told her so he lied What she’s lacking in experience Can in no way be applied, To the folks that she might meet there And that cannot be denied
Being the President’s daughter Might explain why she was there, But it doesn’t mean she’ll be accepted Or, that anyone else will care Other than her doting father Who himself is unaware Of the world outside of his ego See, I just thought that I would share
Being the President’s daughter Doesn’t mean that she is cute Or that anybody besides himself Has to give a single hoot In fact, the other world leaders Would just as soon, give her the boot They’d like to know her true function Or whether that point is simply moot
Being the President’s daughter Has inherent benefits Like the undeserved entitlement She demonstrates by where she sits Among a group of her superiors Which serves to give ‘em fits They know she doesn’t belong there An open secret no one admits