Hello Jim, what woes and sorrows will you drown today.
I cheer to your listening ear, for my problems are many and my words are slurred and winded, but my ol' good friend you are long-suffering .
Nevertheless, I know my secrets will be washed away in your alcoholic oceans of the forgotten thoughts and washed up dreams left by many, and all will be well when I succumb to a foolish stupor and stumble where I trek.
Cheers to you Jim; allowing me to see my reflection when I deplete you.
A constant memento of what a good comrade you have been through and through.