Hi, I'm Negative Nancy
It's nice to meet you
are you feeling happy?
Let me help you feel blue
are you doing well?
you ain't got a clue.

Hi, I'm Mopey Marla
and I'm here to stay
I hope you don't have plans
'cause everything's gray
so just stay in bed
'cause it's not a good day

Hi, I'm Fearful Freddy
here come with me
throw up some walls
don't trust any you see
all people are selfish
I know you agree

Hi, I'm Angry Alan
what did that guy do?
well get even with him!
what is wrong with you
provoke him a little
then you can sue

Hi, I'm Loving Lord
I can carry your load
I love you so much
that's truth, it's not code
I am always with you
on life's long hard road