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Two Forms of Nonsense

‘…. and now, here’s Rick with the latest Market news…’

 

‘Val, trading was very brisk today, with a number of influences

that set the market off to some defined trends and statements.

Of course, the Human Virtue Exchange always seems to rely

on the volatility that resides ‘between the ears’ as noted

by the veteran brokers on the floor, but the sharp ranges

of prices offered versus profit taking has set the bar

very high in the relative value of Basic Human Virtue.

 

Now to the numbers: Courage [WHOME], Patience [PP],

and former market darling Perseverance [GULP],

all varied widely today on news from Washington that

their value was doomed to fall in the light of the expected growth

of Persistence [IAM] which history has shown to be a marked drag

on just about everything. Outside of the self –efficacy bazaar,

old standbys Ambition [HVY], Curiosity [WDF], Industry [HAHA] and Temperance [BFD],

continued their free fall into uncharted areas of cost and return.

Some analysts feel these virtues could be a real bargain in the future

despite their history of poor performance. Could a comeback not seen

since collapse of the Protestant Hypocrisy Era be in the works? We’ll see as the lack of movement in the Kindness-Generosity-Forgiveness-Compassion Index [FARAWAY]

leads many to believe that the end of Politeness [UPYRS],

Un-pretentiousness [ME-ME], Self Control [NWAY] and Sportsmanship [LONGONE], may lead to a complete miss-understanding between casual market players and devotees to the cause. The ratios cannot lie.

But without a doubt, today’s big winner was Self Respect [YUP]

which jumped and amazing 40 points before active trading ceased at the bell. So people feel real good about themselves for reasons

that cannot be explained by the Ego File Indicator alone; this causes this reporter to predict that Naval Gazing [MOM] remains a ‘Hot to Trot’ stock fund

and the Vanity market is always a good bet.

Now, here’s Carl with

today’s Human Emotion Exchange report……’

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