Dear Pie,
For the rest of my life, I will love you with all my heart.
You're my everything.
My heart, my soul, my world.
-Bills

What I'm actually reading:

Dear Pie,
For the rest of my life, I will love you, with all my heart.
Unless, you ever disagree with me, then I'll decide how much heart you can have.
You're my everything.
Give me everything.
My heart, my soul, my world.
Give your heart, your soul, your world.
You can have back whatever is left, when I'm done.
-Bills