Still wet
and I don't mean me
but I've finished my labours
and going home for my tea

It's summer or supposedly so
and yet the rain does not seem to want to let go

I'm buying a kayak or canoe,
a canoe because
I might have my kayak and eat it
haha
see what I did there?
if not
never mind
you'll find that joke
in a ******* that you pull
and I don't mean a girl.

The girl sitting next to me
has taken off her shoes
(I wonder if this is just the beginning )
there's a hole in her sock
but I don't think she's
Mother Kelly,

If you can't sing it
don't bring it to the
table.

Lots of Poppins in this carriage,
Pippi longstockings too, they're
all looking like drowned kittens
and everyone of them soaked right through.