The longer I live
the more it feels like
I'm in
my very own
Hotel California.

It's only the games that we play
that
make us grow younger every day
and I play lots.

One day
you might see my head in a jar
in an episode of
Futurama,
must say
I'm not keen on the prospect,
but
my heart's in the right place
jumping out of my chest
when I look on your face.