Stop me if you've heard this Tired joke Another time Before I tell my own rendition And deliver the punchline With all the impact of A ton of bricks Pianos from the sky Falling down upon your head before You laugh so hard You die Upon realizing just how swiftly, Just how quickly It is taken Could be minutes, Even seconds But you never will awaken Once the Sandman claims a stake in You, and tips the hourglass As you descend within its grains To plummet past a flashing past Before your eyes is cast Rewind What then becomes The conscious mind To have so ardently endured Travails and trials Of absurd Why did you feel? Why did you love? Why look for answers Up above? Why seek you for More to this life? Why even suffer Wrong and right? When from beginning To the end Knew all along Never again Could you forestall Inexorable Nor rise from its Impending fall From whence we crawled Out of its depths And slithered till we Stood ***** Will be the one and only Destination that awaits So stop me if you've heard The twisted Sense of humor Of the fates