Since when did the weekend Become such a drag Through the mud-sodden, Down-trodden Lack of hashtag Merely lagging behind The industrialized Celebration of making it More civilized Advertised for the rest To behold such success And to flaunt its extravagance Fanciest dress To get messed up in public With no consequences Except apprehended's Outlandish expenses Now palisade fences Like barricades render me Stultified, dead inside Life I pretend to be Life of the party no more, Who is that? Former specter of my Sordid, unsorted past Which I long to remember Its tenderest moments The days I could actually love Earnest romance Seem now altogether As severed from my Memory as forever Awaits me to die