Charlie was a leprechaun, midway born into a family of thirteen the scourge of catholic school daring to shout ‘Thank God’ when the mass was ended smoking cigarettes for their illicit thrill, found himself a summer job cleaning up the trash at the town park, found himself in the background of a photo of the young cleanup crew on the cover of the community newspaper he was flipping off the photographer. his mom made him wear an ace bandage that covered his hand but for his ******* for two weeks his laughter was un-controllable