what will you do
comon, a girl has to have a good time
its not only me, half their women do it on the sly
listen, let's get real, these blokes don't last, simple as
two minutes, if you're luck and no repeat
you have to spend ages ******* it up
then in and before you say jack rabbit
its bang, thank you, what is that
you call that a good going over
I come from the sun, we're passionate people
you know **** well one is not enough
why do you think the women are always up for threesomes
that's the only way you can get some satisfaction
these trigger happy floppy dickers are just *******
selfish, inexperienced emotional stunted lot
they are ******* in bed and can't even kiss properly
so yes, I do the rainbow trail, best ever I tell you
no quick fire messy  charade, no silly tickling
we take our time and by jove, you know what's real
every where is taken care off and bodies so soft
Give me a real man, give me a fire tiger that burns
then they can talk and call me a *******
Oh, they ban the real men, those lovers with the real deal
they would, wouldn't they...yeah, we all know there problems
start six o'clock, finish two past six...and they call themselves men
do me a favour, no don't bother, they'll only black list you I known