Enjoying a White Russian and then set it down to my side and then told the cat he'd better not mess with it... and then he did and it got all political Freakin' Russia Freakin' cats Freakin' borders Freakin' gnats Always buzzing Tension mounting Release will come Once we stop counting Just sip your drink And cool your head Relax yourself before you're dead At least thatβs what that one self said