A girlfriend told me one day
I want you stay away
You're not funny, you're not witty
And seeing you ruins my day.

I looked at her with surprise
Especially when in my eyes
I have been nothing but spice
All sweet and peppery and
nice

She said you're selfish
And smell like shellfish
Think only of yourself
Better than everyone else

She said that I was mean
Not good or even between
Said I acted like a teen
The worst person she's ever seen

I was aghast in despair
When she said to grow a pair
I said to her how do you dare
To question my manly flare

She also said I was vain
That I put poison in her veins
That my love making was lame
And her ******* were feigned

For years I worked on my faults
Making betterment my goal
Doing the best that I know
And making the less of me more

I found her dressed as a bunny
calling some one else her honey
Of all the things that you mentioned
I asked her this big one question
Please entertain my intention
What did you mean Im not funny