remember the first time you got drunk your best friend brought over a 2'6 of ***** and you drank it like it was water like you had been stranded in a desert for 40 days and 40 nights your parents were outside too oblivious to notice recklessness was a contagious disease in that house and you all had caught it sadly, willingly, restlessly by the time 6am came around you woke up with your best friend on your right, and a pile of puke on your left you placed your sheets in the washing machine without rinsing the ***** off of them first so it was just sheets mixed with puke and water, swishing around, and it took you years to realize that nothing could ever get clean that way.