your
majesty
i
place
my
heart
on a platter
to
service
the
royal queen of hearts
who
sits upon
the
golden throne
who wears
the
crown jewels of Knottingham
who
dons the purple robe of royalty
indeed
i
am
your humble and obedient servant
James Esquire Isosceles
always available  
at your
expeditious service
if it pleases you
and
the
royal guards
may
i
kiss your magnificent royal hands
before
i
depart your wonderful presence