ATTENTION MEMBERS
The slow Death Program is
unfortunately experiencing delay
It's actually working a lot lot slower than expected
We anticipated it would be slow, but not this ******* slow

Heck, all our engineers have
been working flat out to make sure
all elements of the program are diligently administered
but thirty years slow is too ****** ridiculous, what the ****
maybe we should move to Quick Death Program
Somebody check if Special Branch can spare some Polonium

Keep it hush, hush, ok!
No point in all these wishful nonsense, he's broken, he's this
he's that, perception manipulation rigmarole claptrap ****
the ****** **** is ******* with us, after all these years
NOW, go get the ****** Polonium...I've had enough of this......