Oh, she was beautiful With a personality to match Smart as one could want Incredible, this lass I made a Hail Mary pass Hoping she would catch So she did We were a match And yes we still are We’re going strong After that weekend at my parent’s vacation house We bought the farm We both knew it was a slam dunk (Yes, I’m mixing metaphors) Yes we tied the knot to make it sure I flirted first with cookies She got my drift I wasn’t in it for sport I knew she was it