From his 19-page Audition memo, ya knew That he would do the job He was hired to do Protect the President Through and though And stir up a caldron Of ******* brew
Our Attorney General Is William Barr And he views the President Much like a czar Or better yet He sees him on par With every dictator Near or far
My mission here Is not to spoil it But Barr’s reputation Is now in the toilet He’s clearly a waste And we need to boil it Or rise up in mass To combat this ****
Just think about it It makes perfect sense That William Barr Would mount a defense For a tainted President So therefore and hence He’s as much of an ***-kiss As Vice President Pence