I love you baby, From x approaching a limit of positive to negative infinity. A range so large and domain so vast, My love for you will always last. The way my curve touches your tangent, And how your secant meets me end to end. When your line intersects my parabola, We connect at one point of linear algebra. You transform my altitude, When my sinusoidal function allows you too. You make my average rate of change, Quicken and heighten in an instantaneous range. For those days when my angle is in depression, You tilt me up to an angle of elevation. In an isosceles triangle, You will always be my special angle. The identities we cross, Changing from tan to sin over cos. Like sin²x with cos²x we are one, It’s quite simple ***. Your imaginary roots maybe out of this world, But my zeros and intercepts will keep it real. It’s a complicated equation, To solve for my fascination. It’s the beginning of our journey, I hope we never come across an inequality. I love you endlessly like x approaching positive and negative infinity.
I do not write my special loved ones math poems, I promise.