I guess it’s appropriate to ask, Who knew, That the Mueller Probe was Really a coup? Or nefarious plot, hatched To undue The 2016 presidential election, Right church, wrong pew
Once again you could say That the President lied By recently saying that The British spied On the Trump Campaign A charge they denied Is he a conspiracy theorist? I’ll let you decide
And just in case you have Any doubt That he might leave President Obama out You need to eat more Brussel Sprouts Cuz it’s someone else’s fault He always shouts
He likes to be briefed Cuz he never reads To get the information A president needs By hook or crook He somehow succeeds In staying afloat Despite his deeds