In their igloo Station
Eskimo Police Service
operate with dire efficiency
known for their frozen brains and tenacity
they have apprehended their culprit for wanting tuna
In the frozen wastes of their cold minds comes a frozen idea
ere' says Witno to Nowito
you be the Good cop and I'll be the Bad cop, that's what to do
we are clever you see, there's still life in our frozen brains too
I was trained in London England Scotland yard
everyday in Training we must tell lies always
that's what they do down there, lie and lie
but why ask Nowito puzzled as ice
well, replied Witno, everybody lies
so it's better to learn to lie
because if the tuna man
says he not lying
we know right
away, he is
lying