I was always hoping that
one day I would scribe an
absolute gem, but alas, the
genius evaded me, although
I did, on one occasion write
a cunning piece of lingus for
the CEO of Ryan Air, mind
you, he never printed it, as,
even for him, Michael O' Leary,
it had the potential to be a bit
too controversial, that's amazing!

Ps.

Would anyone here like to read it?