Where's the Dolphin....
Well it's not like they have
a man or a lover, the real type
with a nine inch mahogany sword
to drag them of a computer
and thrill the bejesus out of their bodies
multiple ******* and trembling knees
a joyous beating heart and a smile as wide as mine

So sit there and make it up
any attention from the subject of your wet patches
can fuel fantasies when you later
hit the sack until tomorrow again
yea..go listen to some of my exploits
ask when she said
wow, you are just amazing, the best I've ever had
did I ever tell about her laughing
and describing those other men she's had
and how small and useless they are

she said some you had to beg for it,
cause they just don't have the strength or stamina
some are small, so you feel nothing really there
and some explode in minutes, you're left feeling mad
while some are awkward and messy
and most find it hard to get it hard...hahahah
Oh women can be so naughty
if they ain't getting it right
or ain't getting it at all

But YOU she said again and again
are the hottest *** god around you got the passion,
ten outta ten and just the best tool ever
I ain't lying to you, I ain't jiving you
so think of me right now as you always do
I am called the milk man, cause I always deliver
some call me Martini, cause I can do it anytime, anywhere
always ready, always hard, smooth and handsome
they call me me the Dolphin and yes I can swim good, so good

so sorry you have to spend your time here
so sorry you can't find a man like me
so sorry you have to come here and vent
so sorry your life is such a misery
for if you had me, you won't wanna know a PC
less sit and write nonsense about that man with the mostest
I would have had you on your back, legs spread wide
let's go swimming with the Dolphin in tight...yeah...in tight..

yeah babies, if you have a man like me
you'll never be on the computer
writing poems out of frustration
hating yourself and your man-less state
No dolphin, only a miserable skinny sausage if at all
so do write and take your frustration out on that man
whose thought gives you a damp patch...wow....
Ain't I just so .........................