Today, I picked litter, on
my own, up the mountain
road 3 miles from Mallow,
my home town in Ireland.

An Englishman stopped,
and enquired, as to if I
could do with some succour.

**** nice of him I was
thinking, and yes indeed,
to be sure was my response!

With that, he handed me a
bottle of Lucozade & drove off.