Your curls are Gulf Coast weather, rarely cloudless and sunny, each frustrating loop a messy ice-cream scoop cascade. They look like a love affair, as ***-centered as your star sign, too-friendly, sunday-sensuous, meandering into ***** knots. Every sweet-floral-fruity custard you toss them in is as well deserved as the satin on your lashes and the salve that slicks your orbicular body.