Hey there girlfriend,
I love those big brown eyes.
Not much like mine, big and blue.
You have the hair to match, brown and long,
While mine is long and blonde.
You are totes gonna blow those girls of the board today.
Just don't think to much about Elliot and you'll be fine.
If you're mother of the team,
Then I'd be your baby freshman.
If you looked in the stands,
Popstar is directly to my left.
I hope you like big butts and you cannot lie,
Cause I have a big **** when I fly.
Love,
Your secret swimmer.