Happy non-Brexit day! We were meant to leave EU today But the government is a travesty, The party politics a tragedy, Leaving the electorate in a total state of apathy. Let's be clear (as May likes to say): EU were never that bad, Peace in my time is what I've had So let me be clearer: I don't want to break with EU But it seems inevitable So all I ask is: Catch our falling star And, whilst our politcians negotiate a long drawn out "**** it!", Keep it in your pocket. But, for now... C'est la vie, mes amis.