Bram Stroker was not a
Brexiter, but he was an
early riser, a West Brit,
meaning, he was born
behind The Pale, not to
be confused with a stake
of which his main character
was somewhat partial to,
no, not a steak and by no
means garlic, though he
was a carnivore who by
all accounts totally ignored
Lent and the Catholic fast
from Ash Wednesday to
Trinity Sunday which has
nothing to do with the college
of the same name in Dublin
where Shaw Joyce Becket
went and Wilde too by all
accounts, though not the CEO
of Ryan Air who went but was
expelled from Clongoes Wood
but sure what harm did it do
didn't he do better than any of
them, squeeze blood out of a
Turnip he would, sharp as a pin
no flies on Michael O'Leary, oh,
boy, he's a lad, smart as they come
but not a Dub, no he is a Corkman,
not far at all from where I am now,
he was born, but I am after rambling
from my original story about Brexit
and Br-am Stroker who wrote Dracula.