When they unpicked the factories
and knitted them into a bygone era
the nearer we came to the end,

but you can visit 'realistic' industrial sites
relive all the night shifts at time and a half
for a small fee.

Now there's high tec', high spec'
don't break your ****** neck
in the rush.

..and days for everyone and everything
under the sun
(terms and conditions apply)

Prices fit to make you go bust
honestly
there is no trust,

'but put your trust
in us'
we won't steer you wrong.

saw that sign
at a breakers yard.