I'm not your father
I'm your Dad

Trust in me to be both good and
bad like any Dad

To hold you love you and
make you feel glad

But, I will scold your ***
when you are bad

I can try and be fake to
set the perfect example

Well that be a lie and  
that's a bitter root to sample

Trust in the lord is
my best advice

Humanity? You ask, that's  
a roll of the dice