A hundred ***** dusty bleary-eyed windows open As a deadly-dull town awakens Unready and unwilling to take on another new day. Each indolent inhabitant wishing away each minute, hour and day Banishing any boy or girl who talks of "getting away". Yes, a sad sullen town of little ambition, Happy in its unhappiness, Disembarks on another week Allowing the woeful wintry weather to dictate its motivation Glory be then, the rain that seems to fall perpetually On the unglistening slate-grey slated roofs That keep out the rain But not the season's strong sickly grip. To end at the ending? Yes, let's, This town is life's last stop The end of a long long line A lovely place to relax and whine.