The US president, known
to the world, as the master
of marketing, was sitting
by the window of his oval
room, when he spotted the
Irish prime minister making
his way up through the lawn
with a Waterford Glass bowl
full of weeds from Ireland
which all American Presidents
have no choice but wear on
St Patricks Day. But not only
that, the New York Police
switch all the traffic light to
green and the publicans dye
the Hudson River.

" How in the **** did they
  get to market a sixteen
  hundred old story of a
  drunken snake charmer
  who was kicked out of
  every county in Ireland
  for selling anaemic clover
  with only three leaves to
  the local Chieftains whom
  he convinced, was a new
  strain of Trifolium Minus,
  a hallucinogenic substance
  that would give the wearer
  an enlarged *****. Women
  were snapping it up like
  fresh bread, according to
  Finn Mac Eoin and Irish
  historian ".