You came out of your hole as you do every year, You're so cuddly and cute, I wish you'd stay, Here, beside me like you do in August and May, Oh wait a minute, that wasn't you, was it dear?
I love you dearly and want to kiss you daily, If only seasons were not so envious and cause us misery.
The sky is a bit grey now and as quickly as you appear, you disappear, Oh does that mean I will be lonely again for another year? But it's Valentine and who will i dine, dear?
You sensed my sorrow and you turn around and you say gently, almost profound, It's not valentine's my love, It's Groundhog's Day! Go and Return another day!