Name me a dictator That he doesn’t admire If you come up with one I’ll call you a liar You could sell me a bridge If I were a buyer Or tell me it’s cold When I know it’s fire
Name me a dictator That he doesn’t admire The very position For which he aspires You can’t pull the truth from him With a pair of plyers His favorite ice cream Has to be Breyers
Name me a dictator That he doesn’t admire Curious minds Can’t help but inquire Because he too Has that desire In pursuit of which He never tires
Name me a dictator That he doesn’t admire Though you know full well What that would require That would make me say Your pants are on fire Because your circuitry Must Have gone haywire