When he said He fell in love, with Kim Jong-Un, I had to ask myself, Does he fall in love too soon? Cuz everybody knows That Un’s a world class goon And also a despot As you might well presume
Who arranged to have His own brother killed At a foreign airport Just the way he willed That’s not the only blood That he has had spilled If I were to name them all This page would soon be filled
What about that man Does he find so attractive? Could it be his haircut? That largely is redacted Now their relationship Has become protracted While trying to cut a deal He became distracted
All the hand patting in the world Won’t change a single thing If Un won’t accept the deal That Trump intends to bring Their meeting will be for naught It won’t result in anything Other than wasted time Which has a familiar ring