In appearance, the Irish border
resembles a skipping rope at
a children's playground, after
                 recess.

The head mistress has rung the
bell, recreation over, back inside
until the next break up, which,
    (could be permanent)


ps.

Karen Bradley is the Secretary
of State for the six counties.
She said, " Catholic civilian
deaths in Northern Ireland by
The BritishArmy, were not
crimes ".