Conspiracy theories abound, They can be found everywhere Even among Amazon’s bestsellers But what are they doing there? Soaking up legitimacy In places where they shouldn’t be And that’s how the craziness spreads In some susceptible heads ya see
Conspiracy theories abound They can be found everywhere Especially on Fox TV News That’s all they seem to air And guys like Chuck and Harold Buy them lock stock and barrel And you can’t make them believe That they are ill conceived
Conspiracy theories abound They can be found everywhere On the pages of the National Enquirer There’s more than enough to spare And though most seem impossible To their readers it’s true gospel So they will continue to exist As long as they persist
Conspiracy theories abound They can be found everywhere Especially on the internet That all we seem to get And then they’re spread Like an infectious disease By their believers With the greatest of ease