One: You were my first one.
You lied and cheated on me.
I ******* hate you.

Two: My favorite one.
I have the most fun with you.
I wish we ****** more.

Three: I just kept staring,
Your body is like a god’s.
You don’t work out though.

Four: You weren’t bad or good.
I forget your name sometimes.
It’s probably best.

Five: Terrible rhythm.
Our relationship’s weird.
Never again though.

Six: There was so much pain.
Bigger is not always great.
I miss Zeus a lot.

Seven: You’re just an *******.
I hope you catch something, ****.
Don’t call me again.

Eight: You were a stranger.
I don’t remember your face.
It was pretty bad.

Nine: I think I love you.
It cannot happen again.
Please keep rocking on.

Ten: You shave, oh thank you.
You look like Josh Caddy too.
Let’s **** again please.

Eleven: There was so much sweat.
I was kinkier than you.
Some of the best ***.

Twelve: You kept choking me.
The *** was pretty **** good.
Felt so high after.

Thirteen: Known you forever.
I like what we've got going.
Life is weird sometimes.

Fourteen: You stay by my side.
You love all of my faults too.
I'm in love with you.