Our love is a divorce court’s dream
And court is now in session
The judge and jury as a team
Will try and teach us a lesson

The former leers down and speaks
“What evidence have you brought?”
“She doesn’t make sense, and she’s sad for weeks.”
You respond without a thought

“He’s angry and horrible, and just plain mean!”
I manage to say to the jury
“She’s a *****.” “He’s vile.” “Her clothes are obscene!”
We fill the room up with fury

Our love may be a divorce court’s dream, but I guess it’ll have to wake up,
For it only takes a moment’s time for us to kiss and make up